ApologetiX - Gimme Pre-Trib lyrics

Parody of "Gimme Three Steps" performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd and written by Allen Collins & Ronnie Van Zant (1 Corinthians 15:51- 52; 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18; 2 Thessalonians 2:1-12; Matthew 24:3-44; Luke 17:26-37; Revelation 3:8-10, 4:1-2, 11:12, 13:1-18, 14:4-16, 19:11-21) Our Lord's comin' for us And there's a day called the Judgment But the world ain't in the mood Then in walks a man with an un-Christian plan And he's a-workin' for you-know-who He's a hateful fellow if you dare to rebel though 'Cause you'll die if you do So it's a time to prepare if you're a man who's scared There just might be an out for you … to say excuse me! Well, there's several theories for that time Our Lord takes us like a thief on a spree 'Cause there's a pre- and mid- and post-trib Rapture And folks who like none of these Oh, take a minute, Christians, and look at First Corinthians In verse 15:52 And then both Thessalonians and in Matthew twenty- Four and Revelation for clues But won't you gimme pre-trib, gimme pre-trib Rapture Gimme pre-trib or before Gimme pre-trib, gimme pre-trib Rapture And they'll never see me no more For sure LEAD Well, it's not clear today when those events take place And we oughta dwell on the Lord And I tell you: for some, to debate's more fun Than to wait for the Lord's reward He'll return for me and them and you That's the day I'll be looking for And you'll be hearin' me singin' the highest praise As I'm heading up toward the Lord But won't you gimme pre-trib, gimme pre-trib Rapture Gimme pre-trib or before Gimme pre-trib, gimme pre-trib Rapture Don't know when we're gonna see the Lord Don't even act sure