ApologetiX - Child King lyrics

Parody of "Wild Thing" performed by Tone Lōc and written by Young MC (Luke 2:8-20, Isaiah 1:18) Yeshua! Work with all the sheep -- that's my prime source of money So when the sheep get dumb I can go and I find where they're runnin' Most were sound asleep -- I saw this curly sheep was jumpy In the blink of an eye, she got mesmerized and went to discover something Went to use my shepherd's crook, she headed for the briars I said, "There's something goin' on, baby girl" and "I'm gonna find ya" She took a little spill and fell -- she slipped, poor little thing I went to free my sheep in her moment of need And that led us to the Child King Child King Child King Shocking as it was, looking awesome, way up high I saw this person it was not some bird but if he had to he just might fly He looked at me, "A child," he said, "that God sent is born tonight" 'Cause there's hope for thee, I bring goodwill and peace and news of Christ So I turned into a mouse – I think that dude could hover I feared before but yo, here's some more I looked up and there were some others I didn't know what to say – all those angels on the wing But they sang a tune – and I was quite moved And I left to view the Child King Child King I left to view the Child King Child King Please, baby, baby, please You'd possibly expect they'd bling Him out with all this hype But when me and the crew went to his digs He wasn't really the rich-guy type Saw this precious little babe cryin', lyin' on a bed of straw This sweet young miss, though, gave Him a kiss And I knew that she was His ma She took us to their living room – it was part outside He didn't glow but He fit the profile I made up my own mind I couldn't get Him off my thoughts It was … a dramatic thing But that's what happened to a lot of us after From viewin' the Child King Child King We went to view the Child King Please, baby, baby, please Child King! You know that Kid'll grow and I mean no disrespect But sometimes some Christians want Him to stop So they're spared His blood and d**h They want Him to come and stay A cute and little prince But if He's still a child He can't save you later, and forgive your sins So when there's snow at Christmas Let's look at it another way Our sins are whiter than snow because He took the toll We weren't prepared to pay He was all alone when He set the tone When they k**ed Him one spring He needed to be older To make you holy 'Cause a babe can't do that kind of thing Save us? Yo, suffering's not for kiddies That swaddlin' babe? Just wait about 30 years Catch Him at Easter, baby Child King!