ApologetiX - Dancing Dave lyrics

Parody of "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin (2 Samuel 6:12-23) Dancing Dave is here again And he somehow leaves me cold And from my tower, my love grows sour 'cause I'm his woman, you know? He's in the spotlight, I said it's not right To dance with all of your heart The Lord is holy -- not rock and rolly Least that's the way I was taught Davey where's your etiquette? Well, you're barely wearing your clothes If you use a circus tent You could even start up a show. You know it's not right, not very polite You know you're fallin' apart. You're bein' ornery but more importantly Get out of the way of the ark! I saw you jumpin' and gettin' down But I'm here to tell you I'll have no part. I'm not the kind of queen that dances around Like a bad girl in a bar. You know it's not right, it isn't godlike To dance with all of your heart You need my loyalty, might lose your royalty Unless you make a new start" Dancing Dave was innocent And as some of you may know His wife Michal was to wind up childless Because she wounded him so I said it's all right; he had some more wives But there's a point to this part So read the manual in Second Samuel In chapter six you should start!