ApologetiX - Bends to Low Places lyrics

Parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks (Acts 2:21, Romans 10:13, Joel 2:32) Blamed it all on my youth I screwed up and goofed and ruined my life, I declared My past was a joke and I'd gone so low God was the last one I thought would be there And I was sort of surprised at what appeared in the Bible When I took a glance at that page Cause Acts chapter 2:21 says Jesus rescues Whosoever calls on His name Cause my God bends down to low places And He's with me now and I feel safe 'cause My dues are paid and I'll be O.K And my God's big on total grace cause If we slip and fall He will go save us Oh my God bends to low places! I did stuff that's wrong I was messed up so long, but then God bent near the floor Ever since that night, I put faith in Christ And I know my hope is a**ured Hey, I didn't need a washing machine To give me a shower and rinse I will rely on His life-giving power To forgive my sins