ApologetiX - I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) lyrics

Parody of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers When I bake stuff with the dough I'm gonna knead I'm gonna be the man who makes some bread for you When I go out in a boat upon the sea I'm gonna need a net and row a long way too If I catch some fish that float under the deep I'm gonna be the man who gets some fish for you And if there's flavor, yeah, I know I'm gonna eat I'm gonna eat some and I'll save the rest for you And I have watched five hungry mouths And I have watched 500 more But I've seen a man who fed 5000 mouths at once And that's the Lord Well, I watched Him, yes, I know what I have seen He was a teacher man who taught the whole day through With so many comin' forth to watch that dude It would cost someone every penny just for food "Send 'em all home, Lord, you know they gotta eat" They told the teacher man, who said, "That's up to you And with five loaves and two fish from Galilee I'm gonna feed 'em and they're goin' home renewed." CHORUS Have another (Have another) Pa** the bu*ter (Pa** the bu*ter) Da da da dum de de dum da lum de de lum da da Have some water (Have some water) Pa** the tartar (Pa** the tartar) Da da da dum de de dum da lum de de lum da da Well, I'm only telling only what I've seen But when the teacher man was done they sent out food And men were eating, well, I know they got a treat They got a treat about the size of Timbuktu Well, I've no doubt that in Luke 9:17 You're gonna read it and suppose the number's skewed But in the front row, don't you know I had a seat I saw at least 12 baskets of leftover food I got a "B" in math, so, son, I know ... it's true CHORUS Had a tough crowd (Had a tough crowd) Fattened up now (Fattened up now) Grab a rough count (Grab a rough count) Add 'em up now (Add 'em up now) Ya da la ta la ta la da la la la Gather up now (Gather up now) Every crust now (Every crust now) Ya da la ta la ta la da la la la Gavin McLeod (Gavin McLeod) From "The Love Boat" (From "The Love Boat") Yeah I know that line's kind of dumb my mind's kind of numb right now