Anubis5 - Another Song About Canada lyrics

[Anubis5] I am the awesomest guy in the world I rock aviators and I got the most beautiful girl I play Sega Genesis daily I'd play video games professionally if I could find someone to pay me I like Bohemian, it's my favorite beer My hip hop playlist consists of Epic and Ill Seer Good folk no joke, I've met them both Rocked stages in different places with random folk I'm a Canadian with a heavy appetite I like Marineland and a bonfire at night Fubar practically raised me So I just f'n giver until the last day of my pay week Canada's ill, Kenny and Spenny live here I trot from Niagara Falls to Vancouver's piers We have no wars and our rap scene rules But don't judge me if I say Dallas Green is cool [Hook] [Anubis5] I've gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy I've been to Edmonton but I've never been to Calgary Doug Gilmour was interstellar He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers [Cancer] Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherf**er cancelled on me In the Galleria London I saw that hot b**h from YTV I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam's nipples poke out f** with us and I'll kick your a** like my name was Sam Stout [Cancer] Born into poverty, not much to do but drink, f**, fight and steal cars Blaze a blunt and reminisce, a true survivalist with real battle scars That was an age long ago in a galaxy far, far away Without the hard times I wouldn't be the MC you see today Never been to Van City but I'm still a Canuck Maybe someday I'll be famous enough to do a show with Buck My favorite TV show would have to be Mantracker Dropping the most lethal bomb that will explode like a nuclear reactor Fine finesse flow like the well dressed girls in Montreal Some of the hottest females I've ever seen were at the mall Real Canadian like the super store funky fresh Our Motley Crue of artists just seem to mesh Galvatron Omega is the name we guarantee you will never forget Just try me, I got the luck of the Irish son, I never lose a bet Just turned on the London news and seen that they finally caught Snare A world renown tag writer, I swear his sh** was everywhere [Hook] [Anubis5] I've gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy I've been to Edmonton but I've never been to Calgary Doug Gilmour was interstellar He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers [Cancer] Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherf**er cancelled on me In the Galleria London I saw that hot b**h from YTV I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam's nipples poke out f** with us and I'll kick your a** like my name was Sam Stout