Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours - I Was Just Flipped Off By a Silver Haired Old Lady With a 'honk lyrics

[Intro] I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car [Verse 1] I was feeling pretty Christian I was loving all my neighbors When I saw that bumper sticker there I didn't think twice My hand went for my horn and I pushed it with conviction When I saw that lady's finger about put my heart on ice [Bridge/Chorus] Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car [Verse 2] And it makes me want to cry But I may never have the gunction now To read those one line sermons in bright yellow, black & white I've been bogeyed up so many times while stopped in rush hour traffic But forgive me Lord for saying, but my faith is weak tonight [Bridge/Chorus] Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car [Verse 3] You say maybe it's a rental, she could be the second owner She could be a Godless sinner in a loaner from a friend And while that helps I do feel better I just can't help but see it as a sign the world is doomed and were that much closer to the end [Outro] Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car