Antisoc - A Completely Original Song lyrics

this is a completely original song that I made up myself if I would have sampled it I would have worked out a deal to share the wealth even though everyone samples from everybody every day it just doesn't seem that if I sample from a video game that I should pay caught in the act and my heart is beating like when my wife caught me cheating tell everyone that the internet's wrong swear up and down I didn't steal that song steal it like you stole it from me (I stole your lyrics) steal it like you stole it from me (I called my lawyer) steal it like you stole it from me (you know it's true) I would just quit if I were you I tried to cover it up as long as I can this song is just a jab at timbaland try to be up front that's what it's about be sure your sins will find you out hear a funky groove that's insanely wicked don't pay royalties and you try to nick it goes a couple months and you think you're doing fine it goes a couple years and you're doing time by then it's too late for you to abort you back pay proverbial child support it's too late for you to take a pay cut and the lawsuit makes your bank account bankrupt so what's to do but change the beat avoid a lawsuit man that'll be sweet change a few notes once or twice or just one note like vanilla ice da-da-da da-da da da da... da-da-da da-da da da da... alright stop, check the beat and listen if that's not a queen beat then I'm probably trippin if you wanna sell my sample, you gotta pay to use it now cease and desist while my laywer reviews it caught in the act and my heart is beating like when my wife caught me cheating tell everyone that the internet's wrong swear up and down I didn't steal that song steal it like you stole it from me (I stole your lyrics) steal it like you stole it from me (I called my lawyer) steal it like you stole it from me (you know it's true) I would just quit if I were you