Anon - Technology 2 (Skit) lyrics

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Anon - Technology 2 (Skit) lyrics

Ed: Hey man, you seen my new iPhone? Gin: I got one, I don't like the sh** Ed: sh**, I love my iPhone. This sh** can do anything and everything Gin: Yeah, everything except make a f**ing phone call Ed: Hey! Do you have an iPhone? Dan: Eat my a**! Ed: I love it. I got everything I need for this whole operation right here. I got my secret plans and maps. Only problem is it's so thin, so light. It could fall out my pocket and I didn't even know the sh** happened. And did you know the screen was indestructible, it could stop a speeding bullet? Gin: sh** can't stop no damn bullet. It's an iPhone, not the iSpyPhone Ed: I remember when this sh** first came out man. b**hes would be coming up to you like, let me see that iPhone, let me play with it, let me stick it up my a**, put it in my mouth, s** on it. Then one day, you know, I got tired of all this questioning, you know what I'm saying. I let the girl stick the iPhone up her bu*t. Took the doctors twelve hours to get it out. And you know what, it was still working