Annoying Pedestrians - Fat Man lyrics

VERSE1 i could lose a little wiegt i guess i aint got no mates but food is so god dam nice mmm just one more sllice i have about three chins i even eat out of bins i what a nice fry-up f** this i better stop COURUS dam this food your making me fat and all i ever do is take a sh**e i cant get away no matter where i go all i see is bloody sausages in batter i may not be able to see me nob i guess i am just one big blob i cant fit through a normal door i have to side step into the candy store VERSE2 i cant even hump because im a fat lump why cant people leave me alone i eat my own cat strait to the bone i may be fat maybe by eatting a cat but for hells sake eat a kit-kat and take a break COURUS dam this food your making me fat and all i ever do is take a sh**e i cant get away no matter where i go all i see is bloody sausages in batter i may not be able to see me nob i guess i am just one big blob i cant fit through a normal door i have to side step into the candy store VERSE3 dam this weight im always late i feel a little ill some people rolled me down a hill they say im a low life they say they have a knife but they need a sword other wise it could be a bit awquad COURUS dam this food your making me fat and all i ever do is take a sh**e i cant get away no matter where i go all i see is bloody sausages in batter i may not be able to see me nob i guess i am just one big blob i cant fit through a normal door i have to side step into the candy store