Anne Harlan Prather - Space Hero lyrics

Do you wanna be a hero in the sky? Do you wanna be a hero in the sky? High adventure, higher pay, join the Space Marines today Yeah, you're gonna be a hero in the sky. Do you want to wear a macho uniform? Do you want to wear a macho uniform? Olive shirts and BVDs, pants that bag around the knees Yeah, we'll put you in a macho uniform. Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course? Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course? Our basic training tends to put muscle at each end Yeah, we'll put you through a bodybuiding course. Do you wanna rise as early as the birds? Do you wanna rise as early as the birds? Well on that you'll have no choice when you hear the sergeant's voice you will always rise as early as the birds. Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine? Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine? Powdered eggs and wafer bar, nameless stew and burner char Yeah, you'll always eat exotic space cuisine. Do you want to have the latest weapons made? Do you want to have the latest weapons made? Guns that jam and spray like hell with their stocks made by Mattel Yeah, you'll always have the latest weapons made. Do you want to kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? Do you want to kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? On a hundred worlds or more, there's just still one kind of who*e And that's all you'll see of gorgeous foreign dames Do you wanna test the latest weaponry? Do you wanna test the latest weaponry? Well, on every other pa** one will get you in the a** And that's how you test the latest weaponry. Do you want to further medical research? Do you want to further medical research? Between modern weaponry and the new kinds of VD You will surely further medical research Would you be young and handsome all your life? Would you be young and handsome all your life? Well, the odds are good that you will be dead at 22 So you will be young and handsome all your life. Now, hero is a four letter word Hero is a four letter word Just another term for fool, we should learn well in our school Yeah, hero is a four letter word Hero is a four letter word.