Ann Magnuson - Nick Cave Dolls lyrics

Hi... Glad you called Guess what I'm doing right now! Mmmm... That's right I'm walking along Hollywood Boulevard All I hear are people around me asking each other "Who's here? Who's here?" But... we know there aren't any stars out here You know what I'd like right now? Mmmm... That's right Chocolate cake with ice cream Mmmm... Palm trees are swaying wildly around us And the sky... Grows darker and darker... People are already on the streets Some in terror, some in wonderment Most... confused You and I... We watch the funnel clouds hypnotically inch toward the ground And upon touchdown, turn into atomic mushroom clouds and explode A few spectators applaud Scared sh**less, we duck into the Spanish Pavilion, but... It's remarkably unremarkable There's nothing much to do so We go downstairs where... That's right Nude and lingerie-clad girls are having a pose-athon Guess what I do! That's right I throw caution to the wind and peel off my girdle And take my place on the red vinyl ottoman That stands in the middle of the lobby The walls are covered in full-length mirrors You have to admit the scene is pretty s**y Then, I think to myself... "Is it politically correct to even be here?" I mean, look what happened to Dorothy Stratten Then I decide... "Oh, the hell with it, I'm horny!" Just then, Jeff, the famous balding actor Famous for his tattooed rebel roles And loose-fitting Italian suits, walks by He talks to us about... That's right All the toys he buried in his backyard So no one else would play with them He says one of his favorites is his Nick Cave Doll I feel pity for the man, and hope one day He'll grow hair Then... I think... "Wow! They have Nick Cave Dolls now... I waaaant ooone!"