Ann Magnuson - Junior lyrics

(To him it's the greatest thing on earth, I think these guys are sick!) Outside the bar where I was cashier He'd wait eagle-eyed And guard the lot where the rapists roamed Pa**ing 4 x 4's Make the next right Turn at Big Otter In the middle of nowhere In the middle of the night My hometown paper Has the best news Beautiful trees, humid heat Made me think What if I married Junior The Viet vet parking attendant Would it be so bad? Would it be so bad? I had nothing to fear Except maybe him, cause he was kind of...what's the word? Unpredictable Van and Tammy with their popsicle stains Drink cherry cola From a big litre bottle From a big litre bottle On the dirt lawn Mud when it rains Turtle shells right from the sun Dinner at Suzy-Q's Jackpot bingo nothing to lose There'll be no fooling around no more There'll be no fooling around no more Cause he's the only one He's the only one for me He's the only one... Would it be so bad? And he'd tell me what it's like to be shot Feels like a cigarette burning, a burning that never stops