Animeme - Kanye West vs. Keanu Reeves - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES lyrics

[Alex the host] Alright guys today we got "The One" V.S. the man who thinks he's "The One" Whose the real one? And when's the wedding? Find out now on this episode of: Animeme Rap Bat- [Kanye West] Hold up, I'm finna let you finish But i'm the illest k**a in this So just witness me win this While you was in a phone booth Crammin' with Socrates I was in a foreign coupe Blastin' 808's [Keanu Reeves] You think you're the voice of a generation? Bro, nobody's made more voices go "Change the station"!, Bodacious! I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger, kid But her clothes have gold dust from Humphries still in em [Kanye West] Yo I got more hoes than times you said "whoa" My girl the modern day Marilyn Monroe In point break you wore Ex-President's masks I got way more Ex-President's on stacks of cash [Keanu Reeves] I don't even know what that means I just took substance D' So I can drown out your voice when you pretend you can sing [Kanye West] Yeah that's right My body be electronic And I'd rather be autotuned than be Johnny Mnemonic [Keanu Reeves] As Constantine I constantly fried fiends Deemed demons by high beings While you were off pouting and whining [Kanye West] I was on the beach tanning with Kim West-Kardashian While you were home alone playin' Clash of Clans, Hah! [Keanu Reeves] Follow the white rabbit to the next conclusion That your messiah complex is a total delusion I donated 80 Mil, Because cash is an illusion Oh and by the way, I own more trench coats than you! [Kanye West] Nah Ah, You ain't got the pa**ion for flashin' High fashion, Higher, Even higher, Highest fashion! I got a direct line to God all day Hello God, you want me to wear a kilt? Okay I started stutter shades and leather jogging pants was mine Darwin take notes on my intelligent design Morpheus, who's your chick? I promise mine's is hotter And my girl's s** tape sold more than your daughter's So in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Yeezus I have the divine right to proclaim ye heathen I'm outhchea practicin' divinity Yeah I know ya feelin' me Except for all y'all losers staring at posters of Trinity [Keanu Reeves] You trained your whole life to be a rapper, that's cool But all I did was download lyrical Kung Fu Better pop this red pill because I'm about to drop truth Nobody takes Kanye as seriously as you You water into wine, and fish into fish sticks You interrupted Taylor Swift? I'm interrupting Agent Smith's! [Agent Smith] You hear that Mr. West? That is the sound of inevitability It is the sound of your d**h [Keanu Reeves] You think you're the son of God and part of his divinity? Well just so you know, I'm already bangin' the Trinity What happened Yeezus? You're starting to lose it Yeah I'm sure Jesus walks, Away from your music