Animeme - Batman vs. Iron Man - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES lyrics

[Alex the host] What's up everyone and welcome to the super hero episode of ANIMEME RAP BATTLES! I'm Alex A.K.A. Robin Hood, A.K.A. Robin from the hood Hood Rat, Get back or get gat and get robbed! Batman V.S. Iron Man [Iron Man] You're the city's savior? You Gotham be kidding me I'll leave your face worse than if you went down on Poison Ivy A Batman who's afraid of bats That's sort of ironic Sounds like you got the Black Lung Are you smoking that chronic? You got no powers, your sk**s are blank I'll blast past you as you fill up your tank Place your cape on a rack Take that outfit back Everyone knows Iron is the new black I'll beam you up, then drop a robin on your bat-signal Kiss your cave goodbye With a single Jericho missile [Batman] Here I am, The Dark Knight has risen While you were eating Caviar I was training in prison I'm respected all over, everywhere on a map I don't need to build friends out of software and scrap I'm the Bat Gotham trusts Your greatest enemy is rust You want that smirk permanent? [Joker] Why so serious? [Batman] Like Frank Underwood, I run D.C., You're the drunk joke of Marvel and a worse M.C [Alfred] Master Wayne, who is this broke down creep? Shall I throw him out with yesterday's sheets? [Iron Man] You got Flash and Green Arrow? We have a Hulk We all wear pants, you buy your tights by the bulk Avengers won't ever stop We're the cream that's rising to the top No Nolan movies remaining All of your fame is Bruce-Waning And why is Cat Woman so quiet? You need some Iron in your diet? You took a bite out of crime? I ate the whole thing I ate a crime lover's pizza with a side of Bat wings [JARVIS] Bruce has bad knees, Bruce has a bad back [Iron man] Bruce you've k**ed less villains than I've k**ed bottles of Jack! [Alfred] That's master Wayne to you Don't you dare call him Bruce And where'd you learn to rhyme? Dr. Seuss or Mother Goose? [Batman] Take your armor off Fight me hand-to-hand Without repulsor beams You're just repulsive man I don't write code, I live by one I don't sip martinis, I got a city to run I am the vengeance, I am the night I am the one who knocks, alright? Your next film's gonna be a Paul-Blart flop Go back to your real job, Robo-mall-cop Your heart has a battery like a cell phone You're at 5% kid, I could k** you with a download