Animeme Rap Battles - Mario Brothers versus Frozen Sisters lyrics

Alex: What's up everyone? My name is Alex and welcome to Animeme Rap Battles Season 2! Today we've got video games versus movies. Fire versus ice! Plumbers versus royalty... MARIO BROTHERS VERSUS FROZEN SISTERS! Mario Bros: Bongiorno, and welcome to our terror dome! We've earned this throne: 400,000,000 games sold! You have icy hearts? We've got balls of fire Nice crown, but sorry we missed your coronation: We were watching your parents drown! You try to be tough, but you act in a musical! The next time you hear singing, it will be at your funeral! We don't play games like reindeer Get it through your brain, dear: We'll beat Bowser while still keeping your drain clear! Frozen Sisters: Oh? I just saw Bowser, running away with bae She's not being kidnapped, she's just trying to get away We're just getting started. You're about to hit retirement Life's a great ride. But you don't meet the height requirement... (Sung) Now I'll throw... snowballs... all over your baby overalls... (Spoken) Love's an open door, but yours is one I'm shutting We control you. I mean, it only takes two bu*tons! Mario Brothers: Keep shooting your ice at me, you cold-hearted witch Cause everytime I freeze, someone blows my cartridge! You don't gonna tell me whose pipes I need to fix Your singing makes me want to bash my head on these bricks! But you can make a song about anything Really, that is a gift, but so many guys have screwed you over You're the next Taylor Swift! We're fat, funny and different. You two are as plain as ice Two basic white girls who'd probably pissed pumpkin spice! Frozen Sisters: We're plain? You're whiter than we are You play golf, tennis, and drive Nascar Step to us, son? Marshmallow will be your end Think we're done, Italians? Say hello to my leeittle friend! I'm the queen who stopped summer You're Nintendo's Dumb and Dumber Your lover ain't Princess Peach: She would never screw a plumber! This battle is done, and I don't see a flagpole. U mad bro? (Sung) Let it go~