Animeme Rap Battles - Grumpy cat Vs Nyan cat lyrics

Nyan cat: Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane It's just little old me, Nyan Cat's the name! I'm a Pop Tart, don't get it twisted son Been crushin' cosmic p**y since life number one! I'm the first cat in space, won the cat Space Race Here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face! Oh, your name is Tard? That's short for retarded! Don't get mad, have some Skittles! I just sharted Your face looks like a sh**ty cat version of Ron Swanson! You'll be forgotten, like the pubes dangling off my johnson! You're big in real life, but on YouTube I'm huge! You can die tomorrow, I'll still get 80,000 views! Grumpy cat: What doesn't k** you pisses me off So I'm gonna be the one to f**in' finish the job! I eat, I sleep, I excrete, and lick my paws You fly through space, that's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus I'll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice turd! Have you seen Titanic? My favourite actor was the iceberg! I'm a celebrity, I'm in Time Magazine The biggest name in pets since, uhh, motherf**ing La**ie You're a try hard, I didn't even want fame Kicking your a**? It's in my DNA! Nyan cat: You're shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage! Scratch that, more like Dinklage's peter, going through shrinkage! You're still a virgin, my penis caused the Big Bang! Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van What's wrong, Grumpy? Where's the other six dwarves? Celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liquors? You're bout to get spade, and I've got a flush You down the toilet, your wack raps make me blush! I'll put you in a blender, I'll turn you to slush! TBH, you're not the first p**y I've crushed! Grumpy cat: Crush me with those rhymes? You're batsh** delirious I had fun once, it was a traumatic experience! And maybe I am smaller than a midget's fridgid noodle But at least I'm not some wanna-be Toaster Strudel You ain't sh**, you ancient, you're 8 bit, Atari Just quit, you won't get these eight tits, I'm sorry! Cuz the only reason you got to be that tasty Is your dad couldn't get p**y so he s**ed a pastry!