Animeme Rap Battles - Forever Alone vs. Overly Attached Girlfriend lyrics

Forever Alone: It's obvious I live a better life than you What do you do? s** the soul out of anyone that dates you? Look what I've done without a leash I'm big on Sims 1 and Sims 3 I only drink socially; 40 years clean I got a lot of friends... DVDs You live with the rents? I bought me a big a** house It was haunted but the ghosts moved out What'd you know about tiles? What'd you know about grout? I'm a homeowner kid, take a time out No don't, I got a confession to make I'm only doing this gig for one thing Not to win the battle, but to win your heart To have and hold, til d**h do us part Overly Attached Girlfriend: Seriously? This is a joke Here's not even vacancy in the friend zone You think you have a shot with me? Ha! You haven't even been boned And I already got a Soul, b**h, thanks to Kia You got a one-night stand... At IKEA Want likes and views? Get me in a pic You're as popular as a stick I don't spit or swallow, I save You think I want you? I already got a slave You make daily runs for Jergens and Vaseline Carpal Tunnel in your wrist, dirty magazines You smell like a fart, Bush's Beans That dog would piss on your recipe You're hideous and get laid less than Yoda Here's a paper bag, your head looks like a scrotum Forever Alone: We could play freeze-tag in the park And cook hot meals together Lay down in our front yard And gaze at the stars forever Let's grow old together. Together Forever Tell our grandchildren stories as you s** on my lever Cause if you're a stick, I'm a stick; let's start a fire I put my condoms in the freezer so they never expire It'll take a few hours to thaw out this frozen rubber Don't you worry 'bout another girl except for my mother Overly Attached Girlfriend: What girl? The one you beat every time you clap? Your head's a ba**sack, your song was crap Here's a sad fact, just do the math See son, you've got 99 problems, and a b**h will never be one Subtract friends, subtract family Add a sad display of emotion Times that by no girlfriend. Don't ya see? Your answer will always come out to be hand lotion Grandkids? There will be no fruit of your loins You want head? Flip a coin You want insurance? Move to Des Moines If life was fair, you'd be destroyed If this was Star Wars, you're forever a drone Starbucks, forever a scone What I'm saying is you're forever unknown Now go to your chateau and die alone