Andy Samberg - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) lyrics

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Andy Samberg - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) lyrics

[Verse 1] Finest girl I ever met in my whole life Wanted to take her home, make her my wife Knew she was a freak when she started talking She said, "f** me like we f**ed Bin Laden" (Ooh woah) That girl was freak She said she wanted me to f** her harder than the military [Hook] f**ed Bin Laden f**ed Bin Laden, f**ed Bin Laden She wanted to f** me harder than the US government f**ed Bin Laden [Verse 2] Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl Kept up with current events from all around the world More specifically one event The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head She said "Do me like that" But I couldn't track the metaphor That said, I can see you horny like a stegasaur That said, again your request is so irregular She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door Then a turban, then a tunic She said "Invade my cave with your special unit" I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping She demanded that I f** her like we [Hook] f**ed Bin Laden f**ed Bin Laden f**ed Bin Laden She wanted to f** me harder than the US government f**ed Bin Laden [Verse 3] This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax With the clinical efficiency of the a**a**ination of Bin Laden You're harboring a fugitive (that a**) And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash) Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta "Terrorize that p**y", "Gotta terrorize that p**y" So I did it, improvised some crazy sh** Seal Team 69 s**ecuting the hit She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean" I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner" I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?" He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden" I gots to know how you f**ed her like we [Hook] f**ed Bin Laden f**ed Bin Laden f**ed Bin Laden I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f** her like we f**ed Bin Laden Ohh this girl insisted that The way we did it was merciless and exact Just like the now world famous attack that f**ed Osama Bin Laden