Andy Samberg - Diaper Money lyrics

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Andy Samberg - Diaper Money lyrics

[Intro: Akiva Schaffer] Lonely Island We been here for a minute now This some grown man sh** [Hook: Akiva Schaffer] I got that diaper money I got that diaper money dude I got that diaper money I'm a grown a** man [Verse 1: Akiva Schaffer] You know, I got that diaper money Cuz my kids need to sh** So I stay on my hustle To keep my pocketbook thick I got papers and papers and papes All for my baby's mistakes Just so my carpets and drapes Don't get sh** on ‘em [Hook] [Verse 2: Jorma Taccone] (J-Orgus) I got that wife p**y I got that wife p**y I got that wife p**y I got that p**y on lock I got that wife p**y on lock, 24-7 Whenever she lets me, I'm in same p**y heaven And the best part about it Is no one else can have it And also I can't have it Unless she says I can I see a girl on the street And I can't, so I won't See my wife at home and I would But she hates my guts Wife p**y I got that wife p**y I got that wife p**y I got that p**y on lock [Verse 3: Andy Samberg] (Young Sandwich) I got that grave plot I got that grave plot I got that grave plot It's right off the highway Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop Into my grave plot You afraid of d**h Well I'm afraid not Cuz I got the bomb spot Right off the highway I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way I got my coffin picked out Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out It's even got handles to lower me smooth And my tombstone only has minimal typos Grave plot I got that grave plot I got that grave plot Right next to my dad [Outro: All] [Akiva:] I got that diaper money [Jorma:] I got that wife p**y [Andy:] I got that grave plot [All:] I'm a grown a** man!