Andy Gullahorn - Skinny Jeans lyrics

I want to be remembered by the work that I’ve done Want my name to reside on the front of the mind And the tip of the tongue And I want the attention of the powers that be Want them fighting with each other Over who’s gonna get to work with me I want to leave the stage with them on their feet At a sold out show And I’d do just about anything to make it so But I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans So maybe there’s no hope for me I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans Maybe it’s just not meant to be Still I want to be content with just doing my best I wanna be taken seriously without having to shave my chest And I wanna hang out with celebrities Who are singing my songs But apparently my strategy is failing me And I think I know what’s wrong I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans So maybe there’s no hope for me I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans How can they even breathe? I guess that’s why they sing up here You’re beautiful Now a man of conviction, that’s not who I am I fold like origami every chance I get But sooner or later everybody’s got to draw the line So man, hand me your eyeliner pencil I’ll show you where I draw mine I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans So maybe there’s no hope for me I don’t wanna wear those skinny jeans Those women’s jeans Are not for me