Andrew Lippa - A Wild, Wild Party lyrics

EVE (QUEENIE) God has said: GOD (MAX) "Don't eat that apple, child It's bad, forbidden fruit OSCAR & PHIL Bad, forbidden fruit GOD (MAX) That's right EVE (QUEENIE) God has said: GOD (MAX) "Don't break my laws Or give me cause To use my boot." OSCAR & PHIL Don't go that route GOD (MAX) That's what I said EVE (QUEENIE) I misunderstood him Or maybe I forgot Cause after just one bite: Ooh! What a night Cool Paradise turned hot! We were having a wild, wild party We were loving it loud and fast We were having a wild, wild party And hoping the beer would last Adam, help me now! ADAM & EVE (BURRS & QUEENIE) We were driving it fast and funky We were dancing and running free We were having a wild, wild party EVE (QUEENIE) And all because of that tree! THE TREE (EDDIE) A wild, wild, wild party OSCAR Chapter next! PHIL Sodom and Gomorrah That seedy, greedy den Got said to Abraham: GOD (MAX) "Go find me righteous men!" OSCAR Abie went To find one gent PHIL And he could guess Those folks were less than glad he was sent OSCAR For when the Boss came down PHIL & OSCAR They were burning up the town PHIL & OSCAR SODOMITES They were having a wild, wild party Indeed! They were loving it loud and fast Such speed! They were having a wild, wild party And hoping the beer would last OSCAR Hey, what's on tap? PHIL & OSCAR SODOMITES They were driving it fast and funky Wa ooh! They were doin' it to a fault So true! They were having a wild, wild party GOD (MAX) Until that woman turned to salt! QUEENIE, OSCAR & PHIL Heaven watched us tearing up the joint Heaven, ever slowly, got the point QUEENIE Moses, coming down from the mount What's that I hear you say? PHIL Holy, Moses, down from the mount Been workin' a-forty day QUEENIE, OSCAR & PHIL Your people wandered from the Word Now how did this begin? MOSES (BURRS) I was so in shock They made me drop my rock ISRAELITES Well, Moe - what was their sin? MOSES ISRAELITES They were having a wild, wild party Baruch haba - They were dancing and living free Baruch atah - They were having a wild, wild party MOSES (Burrs) And not a soul invited me QUEENIE, OSCAR & PHIL So don't you see That's the way it was meant to be BURRS From chapter one QUEENIE To one hundred thirty-three QUEENIE, BURRS, OSCAR & PHIL If in Heaven you don't excel You can always party down in Hell! OSCAR & PHIL Then finally - ALL We'll be having a wild, wild party We'll be loving it loud and fast We'll be having a wild, wild party And hoping the beer would last We'll be having a wild, wild party We'll be loving it loud and fast We'll be having a wild, wild party And hoping the beer would last We'll be driving it fast and funky We'll be dancing in primordial stew Such a wonderful wild, wild party And we're inviting you! QUEENIE, BURRS, OSCAR & PHIL And we're inviting you!