Andrew Holland - The Conqueror (#JerseyDevilCypher Verse) lyrics

[Intro: Andrew Holland] Yes! I'm here! Andrew Holland Ashtin Larold's Jersey Devil Cypher New and improved Right now, I figured I'd work my magic [Verse 1: Andrew Holland] Welcome, fellow rhyme-spitters, please take a gander At the skinny Kansan who plans to conquer like Alexander With a masterful flow, now I'll be your new commander If Ashtin posed the question, then I know I've got the answer On who rules this cypher; not you, you keep getting your bars wrong Been rhyming since I wrote Teach' a poem on Louis Armstrong In fourth grade, which kinda makes me a poetry prodigy I preach the truth like it's the gospel, so take out your homilies I believe that modern rap's in desperate need of an anomaly ‘Cause in current hits, I see a sharp decline in quality I seek to admonish thee that I plan to abolish these Rhyme-droppers who don't try to use their noggins while they're bombing beats I keep this intelligent Mind as sharp as an elephant's I want to be the one to rule, so come and join my fellowship I do this for the hell of it Not trying to stay relevant And make novelty singles for a shot at getting hella rich They talk about riding their new-new whips But I'm all about spitting those true-blue hits Not money, crime, women, or fame I wanna make sure I'm not losing this My mind's like Deadpool's, sick and twisted Except my illness ain't in remission Motor-mouth flow, tongue like a piston Gonna introduce you to a new tradition I'll show you this music's not just about s** and violence I'm conscious in this rap game, so y'all open up your eyelids The way my brain is wired, you can hear synapses firing I'll scream at the top of my lungs in order to break the silence I strive to do my best, though I catch up with the rest Yet y'all can't cut the mustard, so I plan to relish my success I must confess I don't believe anybody could ever top this My punchlines will hit you when you least expect ‘em like a pop quiz I've fought my share of battles; this is just another victory The conqueror has come to reign, and all of you are history To my future nonbelievers, hate away, ‘cause I'm not having it Damn, I guess that makes me the Jersey Devil's Advocate [Outro: Andrew Holland] Yessir! Thank you, Ashtin, for an incredible contest And thank you, CaliberBeats, for this super sick instrumental Dutchman out!