Andre Legacy - My Dick lyrics

[Mickey Avalon] My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD [Andre Legacy] My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team Your sh** look like you fourteen [Dirt Nasty] My dick locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman [Mickey Avalon] My dick pink and big Your dick stinks like sh** My dick got a Caesar doo Your dick needs a tweezer, dude [Andre Legacy] My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick more ma** than the Earth Your dick half staff, it needs work [Dirt Nasty] My dick been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick VIP Your sh** needs ID [Hook] It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus [Mickey Avalon] My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function [Andre Legacy] My dick served a whole luncheon Your dick, it look like a munchkin [Dirt Nasty] My dick size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin [Mickey Avalon] My dick good, good loving Your dick good for nothing [Andre Legacy] My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty [Dirt Nasty] My dick pretty damn skimpy Your dick hungry as a hippie [Mickey Avalon] My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines [Andre Legacy] My dick is like an M16 Your dick broken vending machine [Dirt Nasty] My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs [Mickey Avalon] My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle [Andre Legacy] My dick goes to yoga Your dick fruit roll-up [Dirt Nasty] My dick grade-A beef Your dick made a geek [Mickey Avalon] My dick sick and dangerous Your dick quick and painless [Andre Legacy] My dick 'nuff said Your dick loves Fred [Hook]