Cast away on a desert island Me and poor crusoe are sharing the same fate Cast away on a desert island With great britain written on its name plate With my umbrella i go walking Through all the sands on a building site Across the shopping malls and motorways Birds from heathrow fill the Night with people flying to escape Friday comforts me and says it's pay day Cast away on a desert island . . . The game and coconuts is plentiful You pick 'em right off of a supermarket shelf
And all the man-eaters are parked away Down in garages While their selfish owners drinking to escape Lord of flies with co*ktails in his conch shell Don't rescue me, no This is my home sweet home dear Don't rescue me, no I am far from alone here Cast away on a desert island Me and one nation are sharing the same fate Cast away on a desert island With great britain written on its name plate Cast away on a desert island