Grab my face
As hard as it's funny to
While I pretend
I'm your real dad
"How is Anne's cough today Miss Sheryl?"
I pretend to ask
A daughter who I bug and can only stand to be around me for about thirty seconds
But whose picture I wear in a pin inside my jacket
So, who is this picture?
That's you Anne
You're not coming to my birthday
Oh, I know