Cruger's the name, Don't Flop's the life
The want to know what it's like
I'm international, go on a flight
Win a battle and grow from the hype
When I was still 13
Thought nobody had the sk**s like me
So I came in the game to k** MCs
Then accidently helped build this scene
And Look at it now, what's the score
Why don't you make songs no more
Like Do Nothin or something horrorcore
My life ain't like how it was before
Wrote that sh** when I was locked in doors
Nowadays, Don't Flop on tour
Trip to Croatia and it's all paid for
Wait till you see what we got in store
Before music reflected my feelings
Felt like life never had meanin
Going nowhere not ever acheiving
Till Don't Flop blew up now I'm seeing
Like every week a festival season
Get in one free, every weekend
Better for me than it ever has been
I put in the work, I'm getting the treatment
Battles we're steady releasin
Me with the crew that we set up for meetin
Develop the scene you should see what we do
In a meeting or two, you'll never believe it
But heed this:
See me Cruger I'm the Geezer
Got Twitter and I'm not even a tweeter
Got followers and I'm not a leader
I'm a beast with the raps you could say I'm back
Been a little minute since I made a track
You ain't a hard case you're a paper back
Me and Mickey hit folks with baseball bats
BLAT baseball bat
You're a carpet I'll lay you flat
You're mad at a rave, I'm raving mad
And I feel like the man every place I'm at
Cause I'm a V.I.G
Very Important Geezer we are
V.I.G.'s, V.I.G
On the guest list under V.I.G
G, V.I.G
All the people wanna be like me
I can make a lotta bangers out of beats like these
But I take ages like the 393
Might see me on the 390
See Cruger got the sweet stylee
Bouncer try say I need ID
Say look on the list I'm V.I.G
Even when I take a seat
On the tube Cruger's what they say to me
Cause now they know me every place I be
Like the star for the Archway KFC
Each subject matter I do
Don't matter what subject matter I choose
No one's got subject matter like Crug's
If the subject don't matter to you
Don't watch the fact I rap about food
I rap about games like Crash Bandicoot
Rayman, Tetris and a cartoon frog that sings
I think that's something new...
That's something you never would do
Cause what I do is more clever than you
I'm ever so ever so better that you
Fresher and levels ahead of you too
Remember you never should get it confused
You ain't got the cred to step in my shoes
Exit as soon as I enter the room
I'm front of the line, you're end of the queue
Temperature rises
Got big balls no elephantitus
I'm not Fred, I'm Benjamin Linus
Run sh** here and head to the island
And I'm spreading a virus
Deadly inside like venomous spiders
Step, it'll get excessively violent
Like Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
I def and I'm blinding
Crazy like a mental asylum
Patient I am Jekyll and Hyde
I'm having an identity crises
Ain't heard anything like this
I'll hang you with telephone wires
End of the knife will enter your iris
Eyepatch; now you're dresses as a pirate
Life is so good
I'm living like a 23-year-old should
Quick trip to L.A. yeah that's a dope look
Smoke kush and no I don't cook
So shush I'm a pro, I've written bare
Trackspot studios I'm never there
Lazy, me on the mic's getting rare
I'm sittin on material like leather chairs
Yeah, C to the R
U to the G to the E to the R
To the Cruger, I am a beast with the bars
You beating me, is not easy it's hard
You need weeks in advance
Of practice just for even a chance
To rap with me cause me I'm a star
And I'm leaving my mark like keying your car