She wants all the toys in the big wide world
The power and the glory
She's a growing girl
She can't swim but she'll hold you down
Stand on your head
So she won't drown
It's just me, me, me, all the time
You're a stepladder and she has to climb
Now
She wants it now
It's been like this as long as you can remember
She's your good friend till she finds something better
With the latest car or the latest gear
Someone who'll tell her what she wants to hear
It's just me, me, me, all the time
She's got to get to the front of the line
Now
She wants it now
Give it to me
NOW
You do the work
She takes the credit
The golden rule
She's never read it
It's a competition
What can you do
When your head's that big there's no room for two
Now
She wants it now