Let me tell you baby, I sure know how to please a woman, yes I do now Now I can make you feel better than you've ever felt before, yes I can now Now when I start lovin', women hate for me to stop A whole lot of men envy me for what I've got Ow! I'm a man and a half; that's what I am, a man and a half Now look here When I walk, the birds and the bees stop lovin' and look at me now, look here When I talk, the whole wide world listen to my words, huh I'm a man like any other man, I say without a doubt Wow, what makes me different is the hand that knocks women out I'm a man and a half; I'm trapped up in one; no brash, just facts Only once in a lifetime a man like me comes along
Shakespeare wrote poems about me even before I was born Thunder gave me a lift and lightnin' knocked on your door Your chance in a lifetime, woman, might not have a number To be loved by a man and a half, hey that's what I am, look here A man, a camel went across the desert and there was no one in sight Let me tell y'all one thing: the camel died tryin' But your man and a half is here lovin' you tonight Good God, I'm a man and a half, a man (shouting)