[Chorus: Wiker]
I'm a little bit short on cash
Because I'm trying to pay back
All the money that I borrowed for college
And if I never pay it off
Well at least for the cost
I guess I got a little bit of knowledge
I'm a little bit short on cash
Because I'm trying to pay back
All the money that I borrowed for college
And if I never pay it off
Well at least for the cost
I guess I got a little bit of knowledge
[Verse 1: Wiker]
I'll probably be in debt till I'm 40 or 50
Depends how many kids I have and if my wife is thrifty
Maybe she'll be a doctor and can give me
The money I need to get out of debt quickly
But I don't know, probably not and that's okay
We'll be poor together only see matinees
Can't pay to see a film at night because the price
Is too high rising right up out of our sites
But really it doesn't even matter to me
I've been living this way since I went to college at 18
Since then I changed a lot, came up with a plot
To get out of debt (will it work?) probably not
But regardless either outcome is harmless
Even if I did have money I would still be cautious
Nauseous whenever I spend a couple of dollars
Because I feel like I should have been using that money for college
[Chorus: Wiker]
I'm a little bit short on cash
Because I'm trying to pay back
All the money that I borrowed for college
And if I never pay it off
Well at least for the cost
I guess I got a little bit of knowledge
[Verse 2: Wiker]
I'll probably be in debt till I'm 40 or 50
Because as soon as one's paid off I'm sure another one will hit me
College debt gone, but now I got a mortgage
I can't afford a car, use the garage for storage
I forage around in public gardens
Because anything edible's an incredible bargain
But I can't find meat and now plus I gotta sleep
Man I don't know what to do because I'm never replete
But now it's probably time for me to retreat
Because I think one of my co-workers saw me and then he called the police
And obviously I don't have the means to buy my release
I think it's probably prudent I just preserve the peace
If I were to take a sheet and in the span of a week
I wrote up all of my expenses it would look pretty bleak
But honestly it's all just what you want it to be
If all I cared about was money I would work on Wall Street
[Chorus: Wiker]
I'm a little bit short on cash
Because I'm trying to pay back
All the money that I borrowed for college
And if I never pay it off
Well at least for the cost
I guess I got a little bit of knowledge
I'm a little bit short on cash
Because I'm trying to pay back
All the money that I borrowed for college
And if I never pay it off
Well at least for the cost
I guess I got a little bit of knowledge