Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespa**ing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to k** me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**
Birdman kicked my a**