[Intro]
Ooh yeah
Oh
[Intro]
I'm your shelter from the storm
You'll know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my bu*t crack
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
[Chorus]
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na I guess I don't know
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Ahhh listen now
[Verse 1]
There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for
Later
And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
'Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
[Chorus]
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na well then I don't know
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Oh no
[Bridge]
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
Well I still adore you
I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
After I take a bath
If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
I'll give you my word
You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
If you get drunk and pa** out I'll never sharpie up your face
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
[Hook]
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
[Outro]
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na no I don't know what love is
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na well I don't know what love is
I don't know what love is