I go for a walk in the garden
Come back smelling all pretty
I can see you feeling sh**ty
So im like, whats wrong man?
No, I don't mind if you tell me
Just stop following me around trying to smell me
The garden's down there, yeah, go smell for yourself
This is some secondhand smell, you're diggin.
Yo, you talk to loud in the movies
Would you please be a little bit considerate
You've had a bit too much to think
Some things on the blink
Plus you got way to many dirty dishes in the sink
That's unhygienic man, you gonna get co*kroaches
And co*kroaches always leed to more co*kroaches
Ew, you need fumigation
Or some hardcore in depth self investigation
No, don't say it man, just do it
While I curl up in this warm fluid
Chorus;x4
"You talk too loud in the movies,
Would you please be a little bit considerate
Stop, look, look again
Somethings lookin' at me through your eyeballs
And that certain little something might go bloooom
If you let it, but only if you let it
Don't forget it, like
Mah, I need a towel
"You let your kids use new towels around the pool?"
"That towel new? Not a chance, but here's what fooled you - 'Surf'"
You mean? Surf brought out the colours like this?
Hmm sure, just look what it has done for the rest of my wash
But surely, this is new?
No, surf again
"Super blue Surf, puts your brightness on the line"
Chorus: x4
There was this girl that I fell in love with
That I used to have a whole lot of fun with
We used to get up to all sorts of crazy stuff
But.. I started digging her way too much
She freaked my chest in the worst way
When she gave my s** for the first time on my birthday
..and boned some other cat a few days later
So for a while I was like.... I f**ing hate her
But yo we cool now
She's in love with a good friend of mine
Everything chills out in time
But I always seem to fall in love with things I can't get
Maybe it's cause I don't know how to love properly yet
Always seem to fall in love with things I can't get
Chorus: x3
Yeah...and stop treating objects like women.