When I was just a boy
I lived by the riverside
I had a jug of wine
I always sat too high
Grandpa, give me a swig, from this frothing beer
When I was just a girl
I had me lots of friends
We'd party every night
They gave me lots of booze
Didn't know, I was just a boy in women's underwear
[Solo]
When I was just a man
I lived at the corner bar
I had a four-inch friend
To help me hide the scar
Everyone was happy, and everyone was sad
The End