[D. Snider] So, you need the service of a man I can do what any grown man can Oh, you think I look like a little boy Don't be fooled, I've got a deadly toy I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy Now listen here Flesh and hot, my wares aren't hard to sell See my hips, I sure can use 'em well You want me to fill your mind's desire Submission and love will douse your fire [CHORUS:] I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy
A lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy Well, I'm a thing of love, I'm a deadly toy Aah, s** it [Solo - Eddie] Oh, you think I'm far too young to do I will show you things you never knew I see you squirm, your palms begin to sweat Don't resist, you'll love me hot and wet Feel my power to put you in a whirl Oh, woman maybe, to me you're just a girl [REPEAT CHORUS] A deadly toy, a deadly toy, aah Aah, won'tcha come up and see me some time