I've got a little wiener, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my Wienier are really old friends Water popped out where my Wienier hole ends Silly old Wienier , look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums cause a plum tastes yum [Hook:] Wienier bum bum bum bum [Verse 2:] Enough about my wiener and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum [Hook:] Wienierbum bum, wiener wiener bum bum Wienierbum bum bum bum bum bum [Verse 3:] Enough about my bum, more about my wiener My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly
My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing [Hook:] Wienier bum bum,wienier wienier bum bum Wienier bum bum, Wienier Wienier bum bum Wienier bum bum bum bum, wasp [Verse 4] Silly old wienier and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Dumb Big fat big big fat bum dumb willy ugly wasp,willy bum fart bum bum fart fart bum bum . You smelly old wasp! You silly oldWienier ! You friendly old bum!