A one armed gogo dancer A midget in a suit Riding giant pony's And wearin' western boots A bare hand bull fighter In fishnets and heels Your chubby cousin Pete On a tractor with big wheels We're on a roll now babe Downhill and it's steep We'r'e on a roll now babe And we're diggin' deep And we're diggin' deep I just wanna know what grabs Ya 16 black-heared maidens Smokin' big cigars
All ye'r dirty uncles packed-up in a german car Bronson and Van Cleef burstin' into tears Or a guitar-slingin' daddy Strippin' all ye'r gear We're on a roll now babe Down the flamin' hole We're on a roll now babe Gonna burn your sole Gonna burn your sole I just wanna know what grabs Ya What I wanna know is What's your favorite tease What I wanna know is What makes you weak in the knees