(Song By Freddy Mercury) She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy And anytime an invitation you can decline Caviar and cigarettes well versed in etiquette Extr'ordinarily nice She's a k**er queen gunpowder gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation she spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined (she's a k**er queen)
Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally) For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise She's a k**er queen gunpowder gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Drop of a hat she's as willing as a playful as a p**y cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild - wild She's out to get you She's a k**er queen gunpowder gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? Wanna try