I am not an inhibited man I try to keep it in my pants when I can But when I'm doing it Dulles Doing it in Quantico Doing it in Ashburn That's the only way to go Doing it in Springfield Doing it in Burke Doing it in Occoquan You know I'm doing work White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash I am not an uncurious man I am the Reston Parkway son of sam When I'm doing it Norton Doing it in Centerville Doing it in Lorton You know that I always will Do me in Dumfries Do me in Mana**as Park
Do me out in Clifton After dark But it's alright In the suburban twilight There leaves no doubt What this is all about White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash White Collar, White Trash You know I miss 'em rock n' roll kids But rock n' roll was k**ing me You know I miss 'em day and night But I can see where that road would lead me To a midnight intersection The yellow light blinking to the void The summer air is like a silence We could not destroy (White Collar, White Trash)