Sitting in my flat
Late like every night
I'm all on my own
And the televisions sh**e
So it's full speed ahead
To the video rack
The urge starts to grow
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
Tribute to Traci
The selection is made
I pick some Traci Lords
That's my own remedy
For my dirty thoughts
Whether she's on front
Or either on her back
Doesn't matter to me
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
Tribute to Traci
Oh, the feeling comes
I can't keep control
My legs go like jelly
And my head starts to roll
My beloved right hand
Goes forth and back
p**n addiction takes its toll
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac
There's just no turning back
I'm a hardcore p**n maniac