The Playboy centerfold is younger than me
She likes family get-togethers and aborigines
I don't think
I don't think I can ever masturbate again
I don't think
I don't think I will ever steal that magazine from my father again
The playboy centerfold would never talk to me
Because I hate family get-togethers and I'm not an aborigine
I don't think
I don't think I will ever feel the same again
I don't think
I don't think I will ever sing about my father
I will never sing about my father
I promise not to sing about my father
Again
(Hi, Dad)