I have walked down train tracks
Walked down train tracks drunk at three a.m.
It's no great trick, it's not magic
When the trains don't run 'til six
That's the kind of guy I am
The kind of guy who needs a girl
Who hates guys like me
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite guys like me
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite guys like me
If my muscles were just as big
Were just as big as my brains
I'd have to f** them up, too
I'd have to f** up guys like you
That's the kind of guy I am
The kind of guy whose bleeding heart
Is on my sleeve
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite you and me
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite you and me
If I had a magic wand
I'd wave it once and fake the rest
A ritual must be performed
Before we honor your request
That's the kind of guy I am
The kind of guy who needs a girl
Who hates guys like me
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite you and me
That's the kind of world this is
The kind of world that spins
Despite you and me