I don't like it when there's no beer
There's no beer now and I feel that way
And I don't like it when you're not here
So why don't you just go away
I really like it when you talk to me
But then I figure I've said to much
And I like it a whole lot when I get things for free
Sometimes it's nice just to be touched
Walk and talk and walk some more
Yeah, I know it's hard to do both at once
Some things need to be sat down for
And sometimes you've just got to run
I get mad when the phone's not for me
It's ringing now, but there's no one home
I don't like it when your line's busy
But then I figure I've said too much
I don't like it when there's no beer
There's no beer now and I feel that way
I hate it to d**h when you're not here
You're not here now 'cause I went away