[Farts - a tribute to Head Leper] I ate cabbage I ate cauliflower Then I just ripped one It was loud and smelled so bad Farts... I smell farts everywhere... I ate broccoli I ate brussels sprouts Then I just ripped one It was loud and smelled so bad I ate bean stew I ate bean stew I ate bean stew I ate bean stew I ate cabbage I ate cauliflower Then I just ripped one It was loud and smelled so bad Hot, stinging, grossly foul air oozing from my a**! I ate broccoli
I ate brussels sprouts Then I just ripped one It was loud and smelled so bad I just tore the atmosphere. I think I might have just ripped the biggest guff-gasket, and nearly followed through with a sloppy bucket-full! I ate cabbage I ate cauliflower Then I just ripped one It was loud and smelled so bad You will die by my farts