[Oshea:] Listen as I spit jed The d in Tony D stands for dickhead! BARS! Listen, I struggled to prepare for this, I swear this sh** It wasn't cause of Writer's Block It's just cause I don't think this prick is worthy of the title shot So on that basis alone I'ma hit him with more punches than a jet lee set He said his misses doesn't like white boys She hasn't met me yet! Listen, see. You the biggest of arse like Nicki Minaj You need to start improving your swagger Maybe start moving like Jagger You had a couple of decent battles Like you suffer in delusions of grandeur You beating me? You the stupidest wa*ker That sh** is as likely as seeing f**ing hadoukens from Blanca You want jokes? I got jokes like I hate him blatantly The Queen's jubilee bought some bun ting From a Jamacian Bakery You want bars? Like [?] So let's see if Tony can go toe to toe and bar with me So me beat T in 3, that's some easy sh** Cause one punch leave T bagged like PG Tips You from that PP Click, your team legit, I be respectful But I don't read the script, so it goes f** Tony D Run up in his house like only me Pull up on your couch, smoke for free I'll stink your house out; pot pourri! Listen, I'll pa** toast and weed like no fail You best make that sale for me. Cause if not there's four or more shells on your back; snail orgy! That's as clever as I'm going to get Cause all those thought out, drawn out punches truly bore me I'm just trying to call you Ali Campbell Tony cause sooner or later you be 40!
Now I'm not young, I'm 28, I'm pushing thirty, kidda But you're older than Me, Joker and Verb-T kidda I show no mercy, low down dirty ba*tard I've got my fingers in all sorts like Bertie Ba**ett You don't understand I'm blessed on some [?] sh** One punch will have him facing the wrong way like a journey BACKWARDS! My bars leave the crowd amazed, like early magic Your bars are old and stale, like a Boxing day turkey sandwich See, all that bars over jokes bullsh** is for nerdy f*ggots Cause we're both grown adults – none of it really matters! I'ma end this round on some jokes that are f**ing hilarious! The only time I say blood, blood is when I'm s**ing blood out of your Mother's period! With a straw Listen, I f**ing hate you co*kney bellends With all your rhyming slang and your mad words You'd probably go to a German restaurant and probably order a f**ing brap-wurst! I'm Oshea! I stay Scouse like Ken Dodd Shoot a man from 12 yards, hence spot I'll get up in your misses like a femdom And sent Sprungy around your house so he can drop the f**ing N-Bomb! NOBHEAD! NOBHEAD! [Tony D:] First title shot, if I had to take a guess This should have been Deffinition's spot, so certain I would have placed a bet But it's Eurgh's desicion And it's got a couple of his mates upset But Paul or Me? What's the difference? Either way you're facing Deff […]