[Verse 1]
Well, the Lone Ranger and Tonto
They are riding down the line
Fixing everybody's troubles
Everybody's except mine
Somebody must have told them
That I was doing fine
[Verse 2]
Oh you five and ten cent women
With nothing in your heads
I got a real gal I'm loving
And Lord I'll love her till I'm dead
Go away from my door and my window too
Right now
[Verse 3]
Lord, I am not going down to no race track
See no sports car run
I don't have no sports car
And I don't even care to have one
I can walk anytime around the block
[Verse 4]
Well, the wind keeps a-blowing me
Up and down the street
With my hat in my hand
And my boots on my feet
Watch out so you don't step on me
[Verse 5]
Well, look it here buddy
You want to be like me
Pull out your six-shooter
And rob every bank you can see
Tell the judge I said it was all right
Yes!