Tell me, where did the Wooly Booger go?
He was here about a half an hour ago
He was very green, I know
And he was sitting on your toe
Tell me, where did the Wooly Booger go?
Did he go?
Did he go?
Tell me, where did the Wooly Booger go?
Where can the Wooly Booger be?
He was iggly, wiggly, squiggly, as can be
He looked awfully big to me
And he was sitting on your knee
Tell me, where can the Wooly Booger be?
Can he be, can he be?
Tell me, where can the Wooly Booger be?
Where is that Wooly Booger now?
Did he get inside your T-shirt anyhow?
Is he crawling east or west?
Is he crawling up your chest?
Tell me, where is that Wooly Booger now?
Is he now, is he now?
Tell me, where is that Wooly Booger now?
Oh, where did that Wooly Booger hide?
Did it go for a Wooly Booger ride?
Do you find it hard to hear?
Is it hiding in your ear?
Tell me, where did that Wooly Booger hide?
Did a-hide, did a-hide?
Tell me, where did that Wooly Booger hide?
Now, I know where the Wooly Boogers go
Shall I tell you the secret so you'll know?
See it floating in the sky?
It became a bu*terfly
Now you know where the Wooly Boogers go
Now you know, now you know
Now you know where the Wooly Boogers go
See it floating in the sky?
It became a bu*terfly
Now you know where the Wooly Boogers go