Little town, it's a quiet village Every day, like the one before Little town full of village people Waking up to say Yes girl, work b**h Just twirl, the hashtag (what) There go the nobles with the cakes like always The same old thirsty clientele Every morning just the same Since the morning that we came To this Brokeback Mountain town Good Morning Belle Good Morning Ru Where are you sashaying off to? The book shop I just finished the most wonderful pride festival with glitter and ribbons That's nice Pit crew Grab my wigs Hurry up girl (gasps) She's serving us a house of prairie realness That puny and the pony tail (coughs) What a crusty shade of blue And the apron is just eew But she really is a basic queen miss Belle Nu uh, Miss Thang Girl, bye, Felicia No tee no shade, Girl boom, girl ba whaa I need six wigs Just get extensions There must be more than yas girl get your life Yaaa**ss Hi Adam, hi Steve Ive come to return the book I borrowed Yaaa**ss Did you get anything new Yas Why thank you this one is perfect It is my favorite, can I keep it YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas Thank you thank you very much Yaaa**ss Yaaa**s Nye Nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye I heard she's got a thing for beasts and gerbils I heard she used to be a male Golly how'd I end up here? I'm just looking for a beard But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle Oh, isn't this amazing? It's so grand to be LGBT Here everyone's embracing And their out here fighting for their rights to just be free
Miss boo boo kitty she's a mess no question I think she's stuck in Arendale Do I know you from the gym? I'm just asking for a friend But she really is a basic fish A bargain busted basic fish She really is a basic fish miss Belle What up Belle HAHAHA Hey girl You're lookin' fly Um just wondering if we could hang out sometime Oh no thanks Leslie We could freeze each other's bras Like we did when we were little Yea we never did that, but thank you Well you and I didn't do it But you know, we could I'm busy but thank you No, ok Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot I nearly almost broke a nail All it takes is one phone call We could get a big U-Haul You can come with me to all my softball games Look there she goes Isn't she handsome That hair, those calfs Them burgan stocks Two cats, two pecs Two solid man buns She's a studdly, beefy, grizzly top Sashay Kiki That's me .com (dot com) That kids a goth Those boots down gay Ba blam Huntie Shantae Yas yas yas yas New power tools GaGa Beyonce Madonna Sail She's giving body There must be more than yas girl get your life Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist I think I smell a fake Chanelle Cause she's hashtag team too much Trade that basket for clutch Cause she really is a basic fish A bargain busting basic fish She really is a basic fish miss Belle Hey queen Yes girl Just twirl What!