We're free We're male We're twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one It's not enough to be twenty-one and free It's not the same as male and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one This is such a fine distinction The career that we've begun I just made twenty-one I'm old enough to run For congressman or clerk of the public works Or dogcatcher or something just as dumb If i should choose to run I make no exaggeration Just a statement of the facts Now i'm second generation And i am manly to the max And no one can decree Just who i have to be The choice is up to me And if i could be anything, i'd be Male and twenty-one It's nice to be a man I use it all i can I never had a choice for a higher voice But i have to say i'm glad to be a man
Since this is what i am Sigmund freud may have a crisis With his own identity But there's nothing wrong with me Because i enjoy being a boy And all that it will say upon my resume' Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one If i could change Change anything, everything Everything in the world Then i would make Half of the world Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one And i don't believe in heaven What a let down it would be And i hope there's not a hell But there must be a god 'cause he made me Free, male, and twenty-one There's got to be a god 'cause he made me Male and twenty-one Free, male, and twenty-one