Love is like cum, you gag but you swallow As it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow. Never forget that you'll never remember My name once you take your lips off my member Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Remember the days when you were a lad Tryin' to root the arse off your mum Or blow the f** outta dad. Or and if you're a la**ie, that part of you achin' For the man who kissed mum and brought home the bacon. Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
What happens now? We're as naked as babies All over each other like VD or rabies In each other jockettes, long may we wallow, Love is like cum; you gag but you swallow. Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Well..the fascinating witches Put the scintillating stitches In the britches of the boys Who put the powder on the noses Of the faces of the ladies of the harem Of the court of King Caractacus Were just pa**ing by All together now All together now Pa**ing by All together now Pa**ing by, pa**ing by... (Fading)